call•me•jonah

First off we're all time travelers. It's just that we're all traveling at the same speed through time. According to special relativity, as one approaches the speed of light time slows down. So if you're traveling faster it appears that you are aging slower, and therefore since time is moving slower for you, you return less aged than those around you. Now, the earth spins at 1000 miles per hour, and it rotates around the earth at about 67,000 miles per hour. the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second. could it be that the earth is in fact a giant time machine and it's rotation allows everyone on it to be a time traveler? And that the rate of time passage is directly related to the speed of the earth's rotation?

If so, all we need to do is build a giant planet and hurl it around the sun at an astronomical speed. I have a dream to do just that. I'm gathering a crack team of specialists as we speak. Join the team.