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0 comments | 11.06.2005

So i was driving a lexus rx300. valeting it that is. we park it about two blocks from the restaurant. and i was pulling it up. adrian had already left, so it was just me working. as i turn down 3rd towards the restaurant, a plastic cup full of water tips and spills all over my lap and the leather seat. "stupid effing cup!" i say. what am i going to do? i ask as i park the car by the restaurant and hop out. he's not there. no towel. no way of getting a towel without letting him know i spilled water all over his seat. so i did the only thing i saw possible. i wiped it up with my butt. and pretended nothing happened.